the coolest cat around

specialmouse:

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snuv:

memewhore:

go grandma

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xenasaur:

xenasaur:

jessepinwheel:

I love it when people use “shrimp” to mean “beyond the human range”. like “shrimp colors” but applied to other things. “shrimp emotions” “shrimp sounds” “shrimp morality”, as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

turns out… these little creatures are not so “shrimple” after all!

why’d I write this like I’m 74

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virtualgirladv:

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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entryn17:

entryn17:

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i’m doing great. i’ve never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

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femmeidiot:

femmeidiot:

What exactly am I supposed to do? Be horny and stupid for the rest of my life?

Turns out yes.

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meowmeowmeowimacat:

captainscarletsc:

heatandapathy:

magnetictapedatastorage:

if-you-see-gay-me:

epilepticsaints:

Needs the last part

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

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tyrannosaurus-rex:

notallmensheviks:

NOT WHAT HE SAYS

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